"Can we just pretend that you didn’t see it"
"Can I just give you my ID? My friend is on probation and they can’t be busted again"
"Are we allowed to keep the un-opened ones?"
"Is it ok if I just tell you my name and don’t get my ID"
"Can I keep this bottle? It was a birthday present."
"Can I just show you my facebook and count that as an ID"
Basically, my weekend.
Man and I thought my crazy periods were an issue, it would be a whole other situation if I couldn’t even get pads. This was a good article.